Thick, long, manly beards. The bigger the better. I guess the minimum would be when I can’t see your skin through the hair. I just hate it when someone hasn’t shaved in like a week, then has the nerve to come up to me and say “you like my beard?”…. what beard?
My goal in life is to make a nigga feel the way Terrance Howard was feeling when Beyonce was giving him a lap dance
I’M TRYNA HAVE A NIGGA QUESTIONING HIS WHOLE LIFE EXISTENCE LIKE NICKI HAD DRAKE AFTER SHE GAVE HIM A LAPDANCE
^^^^ i’m sayin tho
YESSSS. I need to do this ASAPtually
The acacia strain, I declare war, Whitechapel (their old stuff of course, the newer stuff is crap), Molotov solution, carnifex…
I guess Deftones can fit in there somewhere as well.
And she felt him like a flame of desire, yet tender, and she felt herself melting in the flame. She let herself go.
do you ever just eat really good food and moan like your having an orgasm
Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
EVEN IF A GIRL IS EMOTIONAL BECAUSE SHES “ON HER PERIOD” DOESNT MEAN ITS A GOOD IDEA TO CALL HER OUT ON IT CAUSE LEMME TELL YOU WHEN IM OPENLY BLEEDING I HAVE ENOUGH RAGE AND APPETITE TO EAT MY WEIGHT IN CHOCOLATE AND I CAN PROBABLY EAT YOU TOO SO BACK THE FUCK UP
I like how this very slowly gets notes like everyone once in a while a girl gets her enemy and then come back and reblogs this